Sunday, January 16, 2011

Nõmedad jõulukingitused

Siin on siis lühike nimekiri nendest kinkidest, mida ameeriklased saanud. Mõni ese on koheselt prügikasti lennanud, mõni kingiti edasi :) Tõenäoliselt vihavaenlasele.

My friend probably hates me as she gave me this horrible Disney Princess suitcase and Sleeping Beauty nightlight. I turned 24 this year and I’m MALE and not a fan of pink either. Needless to say, I re-gifted both the day after I got them. Next year I prefer cash or no gifts at all.


“I got this from my secret santa at last year’s office party. I don’t even wear glasses! I occasionally wear sunglasses, but they are somewhat expensive and I would never use this thing on them. It was a lovely thought, but geez, all I could think was why did she buy me that!”

"Dolls to love and cherish". From Amy: Dolls to “love” and “cherish”? More like “dolls to set on fire or hide in the back of your closet.” Have you ever, in your lifetime, seen such a hideous doll? It looks like something out of a horror movie. This was the worst gift I’ve ever gotten in my lifetime. Thanks, Grandma!
From Julia: Check out my Christmas present from my boyfriend’s mother (my soon to be mother-in-law). They are the creepiest, ugliest troll dolls I have ever seen. Besides, I’m 31 years old! WTF!
I have no idea what this thing even is. As soon as I opened it, I just thought to myself: Why the hell did you buy me that! MY NAME IS BARBARA HARRIS!”

From Lori: Worst gift I ever got was this creepy frog bag. It actually unzips along the back and I guess you’re actually supposed to use it as a purse. I don’t know if it is a real frog that’s been hollowed out or what the hell it is, but it’s disgusting! Why would I want to unzip a frog’s asshole to get my cell phone out? I hate this thing!
You gave me crabs? From Janice: Someone actually gave me crabs for Christmas, LOL. It’s actually a crab ornament with bulbs, but the bulbs don’t light up so I don’t even know why they are there. I can’t wait to regift this to some poor bastard.
From Celeste: Why yes, mom! I would love to spend every day of my life staring at what looks to be the corpse of a woman who has just been strangled to death with a long scarf. Thanks!

From Morgan: You surely wonder what was inside that box? Well, the box was EMPTY! WORST GIFT!

From Sarah: My aunt just gave this to me for Christmas. It’s a CAT BUTT MAGNET SET. I’m not even kidding. Yes, I have a cat. But that doesn’t mean I want to stare at a bunch of cat ass on my refrigerator every day. The funniest part is that the package says its for “true cat lovers.” More like, it’s for total weirdos. HATE IT!


From boredcrapfromhistorygeek5: Guess what my aunt got me as a b-day gift ! That’s right a usb cord for a nintendo ds. I don’t even own one!
Yes this is what it looks like, bananas doing it. I don’t think it’s cute. I don’t think it’s funny. I’ll never look at a banana the same way again!”

From Ashley: My mother bought this as a Christmas present for my 5 year old son. He has never seen the movie A Christmas Story so I don’t know why she thought this would make a great night-light for his bathroom. She takes it out of the drawer and plugs it back in every time she comes over. We know that she only buys gifts that are on clearance but this is just ridiculous!


Ülejäänud valik: http://whydidyoubuymethat.com

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